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I guess it’s the tufts/buttons I like so much here? This couch seems like it belongs in a hip gallery where you’re allowed (or even encouraged) to sit and stare at the art. Even hip galleries are usually shit at wine selection for openings, though, so this is probably getting paired with a $10 bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon that you can buy at the grocery store (unless you’re in Maryland). Also, Henry Rollins would approve. Although he might be straightedge. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60e5461ac2a7b31369002660/68e6646e-6e13-4a36-850e-03525af79df1/pershing-leather-curved-arm-79-sofa.jpeg Frownings - How to pair the correct wine with your sofa - Look at this thing. Seriously. Look at it. It’s yellow, sort of, with serious curves, but not in a weird ‘80s coke den kinda way. Clearly this guy needs a white wine. Honestly, he needs Chardonnay. The trouble with Chardonnay is it can be hard to get a good one at a good price point. Kind of like a sofa. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60e5461ac2a7b31369002660/67540ce8-43d7-43d7-b331-2d56e289d5c1/ew.jpg Frownings - How to pair the correct wine with your sofa - This is Drew Timme God, Y U do dis? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60e5461ac2a7b31369002660/d559da69-eac1-440e-944c-4b4f04a4b2ca/wells-leather-tuxedo-sofa.jpeg Frownings - How to pair the correct wine with your sofa - Clean lines, yet cushy. “Slim thicc.” You can’t go wrong with a classic peanut butter / baseball glove / insert edible or non-edible tan substance of your choosing. What I really like about this one is how skinny the arms and frame are, which means it takes up less of a footprint in your space while not compromising on comfort thanks to the oversized cushions. This needs a light-to-medium-bodied red (my personal fave). 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